Time for another fashion blog update. I simply saw too much horrible atrocities in Bali to not comment. It started with the Aussies at the club. Dudes were sagging their jeans, or all too often, their swim trunks or their jorts, like its 19 motherfucking 95. C’mon Australia.
More guys that need to go - white guys with Jew-fros that are clearly gentiles. It tends to always be freakishly tall dudes, and they tend to all have reddish hair. I don’t think Ronald McDonald spends much time with the Torah, and neither do these fuckwads. Get a haircut.
People on vacation really need to give careful thought to tattoos, particularly the ladies, since dudes look bad wither way. In Kuta, there’s a tattoo parlor on every corner cause, you know, nothing says clean and safe like Indonesia.
Tank tops - fellas - never if you are over 10 years old. Never. The only exception is if you are actually on a basketball team with enough clout to provide uniforms, bur even then, you should never wear them off the court. There is no way for a dude to wear a tank top without looking like an asshole or a fucking dumbass.
I sometimes wonder why they make girls’ tank tops and sundresses in the enormous sizes that I see worn by enormous white girls on vacation. I guess larger black girls and Hispanic girls can pull this look off a but better. Larger Asian girls would never try.
Korean Girls abroad - what’s with the swimsuits? You can spot a Korean girl on the Bali beach or pool from 100 yards, because they will be wearing a bikini top with shorts or a skirt rather than bikini bottoms. How is it that a group of girls that dress so well in street clothes and have mastered the art of wearing short skirts in the winter dress more modestly than a Bulgarian grandmother at the beach or pool? K girls, if you want to join the fashion ranks of the Japanese girls, Brazilian girls and French girls, you gotta bring your A game to the water.
In closing, though this has nothing to do with fashion - I hope to never hear that “Tonight’s gonna be a good night” song ever again. Clubs: it’s run its course.
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